my friend fell asleep in class and had a dream that her and i missed the bus so we asked our teacher for a ride and he said, “no” then drove off so when she woke up she walked up to him
slammed her notebook on his desk
then yelled, “WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE US A RIDE? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.”
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU
350 shrek faces
No face left uncovered
Now we wait
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
This is a thing of beauty
It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.
I crack myself up..
Why is this so perfect tho
OMFG IT TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND THIS OMG YE
i have reblogged this over 30 times
I’M LAUGHIN TOO HARD
typical white girls
ohhhhhhhhhh 30 years to understandwhite girl probs
I’m more impressed that no one has cried “OMG reverse racism!!”
But yeah, this is great.
This was on ifunny